2025
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The YouTube Audiobook Circle of Slop

If you feel like YouTube has quietly filled your recommendations with soulless “audiobooks” read by lifeless robot voices, you’re not imagining it. You’re watching a new content racket evolve in real time, and it runs on low effort, AI tools, and platforms that pretend to care about “authenticity” while cashing the ad cheques. This is…
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Why I Don’t Trust Freemium Security Plugins

Freemium broke my trust long before AI ever had the chance. A client messages me in a panic. Their WordPress site is apparently under “security risk”. Red badge, urgent tone, classic drama. The culprit? A freemium security plugin they’d installed themselves. It fires off an instant alert… then refuses to show what it’s actually found…
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Streaming Platform Rearranged Itself Again (It’s Not an Accident)

Remember browsing a shop, spotting something interesting, nipping out to fetch a mate, and returning to find the entire aisle rearranged? Course not – because shops don’t work that way. But streaming platforms and social media do exactly that, and they’ve convinced everyone it’s normal. Tap back to where content was moments ago, and it’s…
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What Happens When You Exceed Your Food Carbon Score?

In Summary: Carbon scoring on UK food isn’t coming, it’s here. Oatly started publishing carbon footprints on products in the UK back in 2019, but the system has accelerated significantly since September 2021 when Foundation Earth launched its pilot eco-labelling scheme backed by M&S, Costa Coffee, Sainsbury’s, Co-op, and Nestlé. Sandwiches in British supermarkets now…
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The Internet Is Getting Bigger… and Somehow Worse

Today I tried to solve a tiny, a rather technical and boring problem: a cryptic Facebook “About this content” panel nagging that it “could not find a Facebook Page” for my own domain. It was bollocks really because the domain has existed for more than a decade (almost 16 years in fact) and is 100%…
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Your Brain Can’t Multitask & Modern Work Is Killing Focus

I was typing this article when I decided to take a shower. Before I’d even dried off properly, I was back at the keyboard, fingers tapping away. If that’s multitasking, then I’m the bloody Queen of England. In Summary: Attention Deficit Trait isn’t something you’re born with. It’s what happens when your work environment overwhelms…
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£532k for Moving a Dot. The Broken Procurement Exposed

In Brief: The UK government spent £532,000 moving a dot halfway up the GOV.UK logo and changing its colour. Taxpayers got a turquoise full stop and 150 pages of brand guidelines explaining how “the dot” serves as a “guiding hand for life” whilst the NHS maintenance backlog hit £16 billion and people struggle to heat…


